On Scribd: Market-Watching Flowchart Guide

I was going to give you some etymology for Tuesday, but as I was driving home from work and listening to NPR, I found myself feeling a bit blue. If you need to ask why, good for you. I’m guessing you’re in the dark about the nation’s rough financial state because you spend too much time volunteering in your community to listen to the radio. Keep up the good work, and don’t bother reading this comic.

If you know exactly what I mean, read on.